October 2009
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Of all the Oxycotin prescribed in the US, 85% of...
savagemike:
(via growingup)
hmmm… Doesn’t Rush Limbaugh live in Florida?
September 2009
2 posts
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August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
6 posts
Anti-Jewish DVD gets governor's rave review --... →
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Florida's History of Unusual News - ABC News →
“Florida is messed up,” Drew Curtis wrote in his 2007 book “It’s Not News, It’s Fark.” “Whatever the reason, Florida is without a doubt the No. 1 state for weird news.”
Though there is hardly a way to quantify the “weirdness” of a state, the fact that the oddities of the Florida news have inspired multiple books, at least one daily blog...
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Fessing' up would have been better →
Roberto Pombrol, 45, of Vero Beach didn’t heed that bit of accepted wisdom when he crashed his company truck through a privacy fence and into a swimming pool. When police arrived, the soaking-wet Pombrol said he wanted to file a stolen vehicle report and had chased the truck on foot to the scene of the crash.
However, he recanted when two witnesses said Pombrol was the only person near the...
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Shark makes odd journey through Miami - Miami-Dade... →
Someone dragged a six-foot nurse shark onto the Metromover and through the streets of Miami, trying unsuccessfully to sell it for $10 before finally abandoning it in Overtown.
Explore adoption in Florida...unless you're LGBT →
coitusandcopouts:
kaylee-marie:
This is just wrong on so many different levels. How dare you promote an “explore adoption day” knowing full well that an entire community is legally excluded from participating, Governer Crist? It’s beyond insulting and I think Florida needs to change this law of theirs banning LGBT couples from adopting children. I mean really, they would probably make ten times...
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June 2009
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“I think it’s possible the results of the Iranian Presidential election were...”
– BrentSpiner (via dawnowar)
May 2009
2 posts
Watchmyeviltwin:
florencio:
Oops… Yearbook shows girl without panties… - I Hate My Cubicle!!!
I figured this would happen in Florida, but my local CBS affiliate? This place is crazy.
(Related, but much more fucked up. Yeah, that’s my local FOX affiliate.)
“Have you ever been to Florida? It’s basically a criminal population. It’s...”
– Jack Donaghy (via deliberatepace)
i had five people txt me this exact quote from yesterday’s 30 rock. ssssuper funny guys. you’re just jealous that i’m going to the pool later [:
(via jennnay)
HOMESTATE PRIDE
(via toteslegitadult)
(via vforvelociraptor) Florida. The homestate I won’t admit to...
April 2009
3 posts
Crazy Florida Kids Get High From Sniffing Poop →
Jenkem has origins in Africa where raw sewage is fermented to produce a gas for inhaling. The clever youth of Florida have figured out how to create their own Jenkem by placing the waste in a glass container and placing a balloon over the opening. Let it sit in the sun, like poop sun tea, for a few hours or days and the gas will separate into the balloon. The gas can then be inhaled to produce a...
Florida Laws →
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehice.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
You may not fart in a...
February 2009
2 posts
Wise to introduce bill on intelligent design →
State Sen. Stephen Wise of Jacksonville announced through an article in the Florida Times Union that he plans to file a bill this legislative session to require evolution to be balanced with a discussion of intelligent design. Yes, require. Not just allow, but to require.
- Wise? More crazy than wise I would say….
IT'S FINALLY OVER
So the Steelers won today against the Cardinals and you know what that means?
NO MORE OUT OF TOWNER TRAFFIC! Thank goodness!
If you’re like me and you live maybe 5minutes away from Raymond James Stadium, you are practically pissing your pants with joy right now not because the Steelers won, but now all this obscene traffic we have been dealing with for the past week is finally OVER. Dale...
January 2009
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Pa. man considered bank error ‘a gift from God’ →
The trouble started when a $1,772.50 deposit to the Pratts’ FNB Bank account showed up as $177,250 last summer. Police say that instead of telling the bank, they withdrew the money, quit their jobs and moved to Florida.
December 2008
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The Legend of Master Legend - Orlando, Fl →
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Master Legend races out the door of his secret hide-out, fires up the Battle Truck and summons his trusty sidekick. “Come on, Ace!” he yells. “Time to head into the shadows!”
The Ace appears wearing his flame-accented mask and leather vest; Master Legend is costumed in his signature silver and black regalia. “This is puncture-resistant...
November 2008
2 posts
Fla. teen commits suicide with live Web audience... →
(via sarahchristine)
September 2008
1 post
August 2008
6 posts
Police Bust South Florida Grandmother Buying Drugs
Thursday, August 21, 2008 A South Florida granny is busted in an undercover drug sting. 70-year old Paula Carrido is facing serious charges. “We caught her buying cocaine and marijuana,” says Miami police officer Kenia Alfonso. Investigators say Carrido, who has never been arrested before, claims the drugs weren’t for her. “She told our officer that she was buying...
Tiger on the Loose in Florida, Residents Urged to... →
danhacker: Tigers and hurricanes? No way I’m ever living in Florida. If those two don’t get you the swamp people and gators will.
brookehatfield: don’t forget about the roving bands of jean shorts.
Why would you ever want to live in Florida anyways? Awful state.
(KIDDING! Seriously.)
(Via: sarahchristine)
Kite-surfer challenges Fay, gets slammed →
Ouch! Fay’s winds whip kite surfer into building. Video of the Darwin Award candidate included.
She's the toddler on the roof. →
A Florida granny was arrested for driving around a grocery parking lot with her granddaughter on the roof of the car.
In her defense, the old lady said she was driving at a snail’s pace and holding the child’s leg, and would never endanger her granddaughter.
July 2008
6 posts
Woman, 68, Accused Of Forcing Sex On Handicapped... →
kiamatthews:
I can’t…. My brain cannot withstand this kind of fuckery on a Friday. That antebellum, newly-freed slave looking old lady’s mug shot destroyed my soul. This whole story, in fact, has killed me dead.
(via Crunk and Disorderly)
yeah…
Drunk Florida →
That coin machine deserved better.
From a police report:
9:45 a.m. July 10. Arrested: Cedric J. Roper, 18, of 455 Country Lane, Cocoa. Charges: molest coin operated vending machine, criminal mischief, grand theft.
That's right, B of A, Florida wants yo monay. →
June 2008
4 posts
God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church →
drex:
Gotta love where I’m from. You can’t make this shit up.
Teens post video of themselves throwing a soda... →
Kids these days…
Polk Teacher has sex with 4 Students
LAKELAND, FL — A Polk County school teacher has been charged with sexually assaulting four students in a series of incidents that have been going on since last summer. Stambaugh Middle School science teacher Danielle Jones was arrested this morning. Jones has taught at Stambaugh for seven years. The 32-year-old teacher was led to a sheriff’s squad car to go to jail shortly before 1:00...
Pasco nudist resort suspended by American... →
Caliente Resorts, often billed as the “Ritz-Carlton” of Pasco County nudist resorts, has been temporarily suspended from the American Association for Nude Recreation.
The suspension is over allegations that Caliente had been associating itself with swingers groups through third-party Web sites, said Doug Butler, president of the Caliente masters association, which represents the...
May 2008
37 posts
Nippleless professional wrestlers →
It’s old, but the picture is too awesome.
KICKBALL BATTLE ROYALE →
He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals... →
Associated Press 10:06 PM EDT, May 27, 2008 TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man’s home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes. The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home. Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a...
Kindergartten teacher pushes kids to vote kid with... →
jessicagoldharalson: What the hell? Now here’s an example of failure in public school education. Kindergarten teacher: ur doin it rong. Why am I not surprised that I found out this in the “Florica Treasure Coast and Palm Beach” website? :-P
Man Dies After Falling From Pickup Truck [right...
Deputies: Man Dies After Falling From Pickup TOWN ‘N COUNTRY - A 27-year-old man died Monday after falling out of the bed of a moving pickup his mother was driving, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said. Terry Fellhauer of Old Town was sitting in a plastic patio chair in the bed of the Chevrolet pickup about 9:30 p.m. Monday, the sheriff’s office said. He stood near westbound Memorial...
Teacher lets kindergarten class vote out classmate →
Survivor: they did it wrong? (thanks to Evan Walsh for the story)
“The Miami Herald reports that hospital worker Pedro Gonzales surrendered to...”
– http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-23-mugshot-hall-of-fame-7
Man found naked in pond with alligators arrested... →
oh, i give up.