Crazy Florida!

Everything you need to know about the Sunshine Batshit Crazy State.

Jul 18, 2009 9:27am
Sketch of assault suspect released
VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - The Daytona Beach Police Department is still looking for a man that attempted sexual battery on an 80-year-old woman last week.

Sketch of assault suspect released

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - The Daytona Beach Police Department is still looking for a man that attempted sexual battery on an 80-year-old woman last week.

Jun 15, 2009 5:42pm
I think it’s possible the results of the Iranian Presidential election were tabulated in Florida. - BrentSpiner (via dawnowar)
May 17, 2009 7:22pm

myeviltwin:

florencio:

Oops… Yearbook shows girl without panties… - I Hate My Cubicle!!!

I figured this would happen in Florida, but my local CBS affiliate? This place is crazy.

(Related, but much more fucked up. Yeah, that’s my local FOX affiliate.)

May 1, 2009 8:45pm
Have you ever been to Florida? It’s basically a criminal population. It’s America’s Australia. -

Jack Donaghy (via deliberatepace)

i had five people txt me this exact quote from yesterday’s 30 rock. ssssuper funny guys. you’re just jealous that i’m going to the pool later [:

(via jennnay)

HOMESTATE PRIDE

(via toteslegitadult)

(via vforvelociraptor)
Florida. The homestate I won’t admit to being from unless caught. Or if you’re reading this blog. (via drex)

Apr 26, 2009 6:01pm
"The Senate approved this tag without seeing it".-Tampabay.com
Obviously…

"The Senate approved this tag without seeing it".
-Tampabay.com

Obviously…

Apr 12, 2009 11:26am
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Feb 2, 2009 12:00am

IT’S FINALLY OVER

So the Steelers won today against the Cardinals and you know what that means?

NO MORE OUT OF TOWNER TRAFFIC! Thank goodness!

If you’re like me and you live maybe 5minutes away from Raymond James Stadium, you are practically pissing your pants with joy right now not because the Steelers won, but now all this obscene traffic we have been dealing with for the past week is finally OVER. Dale Mabry is finally open and free again to strip clubs and not as many crawling cars gazing at the stadium.

THANK YOU OUT OF TOWNERS! IT’S TIME TO LEAVE NOW.

-fin.

Jan 23, 2009 8:35pm
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