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That coin machine deserved better.

From a police report:

9:45 a.m. July 10. Arrested: Cedric J. Roper, 18, of 455 Country Lane, Cocoa. Charges: molest coin operated vending machine, criminal mischief, grand theft.

Jul 10, 2008 3:58am
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Jun 5, 2008 10:26pm

Polk Teacher has sex with 4 Students

LAKELAND, FL — A Polk County school teacher has been charged with sexually assaulting four students in a series of incidents that have been going on since last summer.

Stambaugh Middle School science teacher Danielle Jones was arrested this morning. Jones has taught at Stambaugh for seven years.  The 32-year-old teacher was led to a sheriff’s squad car to go to jail shortly before 1:00 this afternoon.

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said today, “It’s painfully obvious to us that she’s a pedophile.”

Judd says two of the victims are former students of Jones. The others are a friend and a cousin of the student victims. They ranged in age between 14 and 16 years old at the time of the alleged sexual contact.

Jones has refused to talk to deputies and has requested an attorney.

Jones has been charged with two counts of lewd or lascivious battery and two counts of unlawful sexual activity with minors.

According to her arrest affidavit, Jones drove the boys to her home and had sex with them 5 times between June and August of last year. 

The sheriff says the one of the victims contacted her through her MySpace page, to which the teacher replied, “Hey baby. I just miss my boys. Yall need to come see you (sic) momma soon!”

From then on Jones spoke to her victims over 50 times through MySpace, and over the phone, where she offered to give them massages and told them she missed them, according to the Sheriff’s Office. 

Judd said, at a lunchtime news conference, Jones would have threesomes with some of the victims. One victim told detectives Jones had sex with two boys ten times in one night. At one point, after an all nighter at Jones apartment, one victim claimed he awoke to find the teacher having sex with another boy in the bathtub.

When deputies searched Jones’ home, they found sex aids in her bedroom including condoms, lubricating jelly and red furry handcuffs.

Jones was suspended from Stambaugh Middle School in Auburndale on May 16th, when school officials became aware of the charges. Deputies began their investigation that day.

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