Crazy Florida!

Apparently some Floridians have issues with their biological systems…

well, our anonymous contributor in pompano beach, florida has one for you.

he explains: “i keep a gym membership just so that i can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. i hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when i came across this note posted by the showers. (my shower at home was being worked on.) i’m glad i make it a habit to wear sandals in the shower during my quarterly visits.”