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Feb 2, 2009 12:00am

IT'S FINALLY OVER

So the Steelers won today against the Cardinals and you know what that means?

NO MORE OUT OF TOWNER TRAFFIC! Thank goodness!

If you’re like me and you live maybe 5minutes away from Raymond James Stadium, you are practically pissing your pants with joy right now not because the Steelers won, but now all this obscene traffic we have been dealing with for the past week is finally OVER. Dale Mabry is finally open and free again to strip clubs and not as many crawling cars gazing at the stadium.

THANK YOU OUT OF TOWNERS! IT’S TIME TO LEAVE NOW.

-fin.

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