Crazy Florida!
Everything you need to know about the Sunshine Batshit Crazy State.
Apr 12, 2009
11:07am
Florida Laws
- The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
- Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehice.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
- Oral sex is illegal.
- Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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